One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”
She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.
(via forever-without-you)@2 hours ago with 66099 notes
They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral
(via lilalux)@11 hours ago with 124164 notes
@2 hours ago with 56449 notes
how to fix anything:
- avoid problem
- sit in grass and talk to flowers
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